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If you had to design these sorts of tickets, I wonder; what would you make them out of? Perhaps you want to make them out of pure gold? That would bend and crumple; not to mention it being expensive. Maybe paper? If it rained, people would lose their pass. Perhaps you laminate it. Oh noes, the corners are curling. Nay, the best material to use for such tickets would be metal. Although you can cut yourself on the sharp edges....

~Mrah'Sponagi