[ Outside Inn ]

Turn that smile, upside-down!




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Welcome in, pull up a chair and sit for a while. Turn your smiles upside-down and lie back and relax in good company.

Don't forget to wipe your feet on the welcome mat outside. It's mighty muddy this time of year. What with all the sun. There's a cozy fireplace in the corner, if you are feeling cold; sit yourself in front of it. The wood was just sitting there, I did not set it alight. It was that hot two days ago.

Corned beef and mulled wine will be served once you are all settled in. I welcome you, to my very first Inn.

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Page 1
You sit in the corner, watching the new comers settle themselves in. There are many people, some hoping for a free meal. Watching, waiting. You do not move even as the young barmaid spills drink on your cloak. Things so trivial were of no concern. You see your target. So predictable. There he is, sitting with the company of his two guards. You open your jacket and peer inside. Two, large gilded daggers sat in their place. Soon; you whisper to the cudgels. They seemed to give off a feint, blue glow. You blink. That never happened before. You look up and see the man take a large swing of his beer. He released a belly deep laugh to a bystanders pun. Intoxicated already. Now was the time. Turn to page 6 to attack now. Turn to page 55 to wait.
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Page 6
You stand up. Three arrows fill your chest. You look down to your breastplate. Not arrows; bolts. You look up and see the man holding a large modified arbalest. Looks like he wasn't drunk after all. Looks like you lose.
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Page 55
You decide to wait until he falls unconscious. You look down at your drink and smell it. Mmmm... You put your lips to the edge of the mug. Surprisingly it was cold. You take a sip. Sweet. Too sweet. You smell the liquid again, it is heavily spiced. Oh dear. Maybe, you think; that you should wait a bit longer. A nice nap right now sounds good. Your eyelids feel heavy as you hit the table. Your last thing you hear is the man laughing... Funny, you think as a heavy boot smashes your head in. Looks like you lose.
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Page 2
You can't follow instructions. You decide to approach the man and sex him up. Oh dear, looks like he's not your target. Turns out he was a spaceship. Looks like you lose.
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Page 3
lol.

Okay, if you didn't like my story, then give me my money back.

-Mrah'Sponagi